As seen on 7 Days, New Zealand's most wanted comedian is back after three years off... and he's not here to f*ck spiders!
That's right. Not even if they're dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn't got the time. And neither do you.
Because life happens whether you like or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge or pretend it's not there, but like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, consequences are inevitable.
So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who couldn't care less. Cos they're not here to...
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Last updated:
15 December 2023